Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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