What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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