so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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