Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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