rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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