I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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