I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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