The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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