So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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