I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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