Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Randomize
