Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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