just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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