I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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