If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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