He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So squirting runs in the family.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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