She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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