I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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