Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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