my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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