we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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