ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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