I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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