i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I fill condoms, not promises.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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