GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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