carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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