I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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