i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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