If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
he's gonorrhea incarnate
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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