Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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