Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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