What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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