We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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