if i died would you start the facebook group?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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