so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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