He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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