the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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