So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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