Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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