Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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