Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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