super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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