Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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