dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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