Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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