Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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