we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
