I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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