you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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