People with herpes should wear stickers.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How does one acquire holy water?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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